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A Dinner Date with a Twist - A Funny Story

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and is checking out a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. Suddenly, she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He refl…

A Favor for the Priest

A young woman asks a priest to carry an unopened hair dryer through customs for her. The priest agrees but warns he won't lie. At customs, the priest declares he has nothing to declare from the top o…

Couldn't stop laughing

Two boys steal a bag of oranges and go to a cemetery to divide them. A drunkard hears them and thinks they are ghosts sharing corpses. He runs to a church to get the priest. When they return, the voi…